Apropos Brainplugs...

I am … of Borg

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Apropos Brainplugs…
I am … of Borg


I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated.
I am 86 of Borg: You will be…wait, my shoe is ringing.
I am Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay?
I am Al of Borg: Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
I am Alvin of Borg: Dave is irrelevant.
I am Alzheimer of Borg: Prepare to… uh… er…
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: You will be annoyed!
I am Arnold of Borg: Hasta l’ahssimilation, baby!
I am Arthur Dent of Borg: What, no tea?
I am Aussie of Borg: I have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Barclay of Borg: er… uh… um, Resistance is er, futile…um, er.
I am Bart of Borg: Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg: Don’t assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg: Resistance is futile…you will eat my shorts!
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically proven irrelevant.
I am Beeblebrox of Borg: Resistance is… Whoa! Babes!
I am Biker Bitch of Borg: Kiss my assimilator!
I am Blue Wave of Borg: Your tagline has been assimilated.
I am Bobby of Borg: You resistin’ me? Are you resistin’ me?
I am Bones of Borg: He’s assimilated, Jim.
I am Bones of Borg: Jim, I’m an assimilater, not a doctor
I am Bored of Borg: The subject is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg: Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg: You shall be confused.
I am Borg ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³: Who are you?
I am Borg, James Borg.
I am Brain of Borg: When I take over the world, you will be assimilate
I am Bud of Borg: Can I assimilate you, please, just once
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg: What’s up Collective?
I am Bundy of Borg: No, I won’t assimilate you, Peg!!!
I am Burns of Borg: Smithers! Assimilate them!
I am Buttons of Borg: Saving Mindy is irrelevant.
I am C3PO of Borg: And it’s all your fault, R2!
I am calvin of borg: Prepare to be assimilated buddy boy
I am Checkov of Borg: Shall I assimilate that wessel, keptin?
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you’re not!
I am Clinton of Borg: Campaign promises are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg: Resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg: Truth is irrevelant.
I am Clinton of the Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct.
I am Conan of Borg: Can you define assimilation?
I am Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
I am Curly of Borg: Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
I am Cyrus of Borg: You will be achy breaky assimilated.
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Resistance is dithpicable!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yooourrrr’e Irrelevant!!!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yooooouuuuurrrrrr Dethpicably Irrelevant !
I am Dan Quayle of Borge: spellinge is irrellevante.
I am Dax of Borg: My slug has been assimilated.
I am Dino of Borg: Prepare to be fossilized.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg: Go ahead, assimilate my day!
I am DOS of Borg: Prepare… oops, out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg: Your sanity will be assimilated.
I am Dot Warner of Borg: Isn’t assimilation CUTE?
I am Dr. Dean Adell of Borg: Studies show you will be assimilated.
I am Dr. Ruth of Borg: Penis size is irrelevant.
I am Dude of Borg: Prepare to be… Whoa! Babes!!!
I am Dundee of CrocoBorg: G’day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the b
I am dyslexic of Borg: Prepare to have your ass laminated.
I am E.T. of Borg: Home is irrelevant.
I am Eastwood of Borg: Do you feel assimilated, punk ???
I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and love you!
I am Ernest of Borg: I’m gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean?
I am Ernest of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, know whut I mean?
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flintstone of Borg: You will be yabbadabbasimilated
I am Foghorn of Borg: Boy, I said, boy… prepare to be assimilated.
I am Forrest Gump of Borg: Assimilation is like a box of chocolates.
I am Forrest Gump of Borg: Resistance is like a box of chocolates
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I’m assimiwatin’ a wabbit.
I am Fudd of Borg: Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!
I am G. Roddenbery of Borg: This time, you will be assimilated.
I am Gardener of Borg: Resistance is fertile.
I am Garfield of Borg: Furballs are irrelevant.
I am Garfield of Borg: Lasagna is irrelevent.
I am Gates of Borg: Speed is irrelevant!
I am Gates of Borg: We will assimilate you in 1994. No, '95. No, '96
I am Geordi of Borg: I still can’t get any women!
I am Gilligan of Borg: Escape from the island is futile.
I am Gilligan of Borg: Rescue is irrelevant.
I am God of Borg: There will be light.
I am Gomer of Borg: Golly we are gonna assimilate ya!
I am HAL of Borg: Stop Dave… and prepare to be assimilated.
I am Hamlet of Borg: To be or not to be is irrelevant.
I am Hamlet, prince of Borg: Prepare to be or not to be!
I am Harry of Borg: A man has got to know his assimilations.
I am Hefner of Borg: All bunnies will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant.
I am Heisenberg of Borg: You might be assimilated.
I am Heisenberg of Borg: Then again maybe I’m not.
I am Hemingway of Borg: Tolstoy is irrelevant.
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you… assimilated?
I am Hillary of Borg: Bill is irrelevant.
I am Homer of Borg: You will be askg…assig…DOH!!!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be…OOooooo! Donuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg: You won’t be assimiliated. DOH!
I am Hugh Hefner of Borg: Breast size is irrelevant.
I am Hugh of Borg: Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
I am Hugh of Borg: We want Troi. Geordi is our friend.
I am IceBorg: Prepare to be frozen.
I am Jesus of Borg: Blessed are they who are assimilated.
I am Jordon of Borg: Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Kelly of Borg: Can I (what’s that word, daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg: Can I oh, you know what I mean.
I am Kes of Borg: I’ve never assimilated in a nebula.
I am Khan of Borg: From Hell’s heart I assimilate thee…
I am Kirk of Borg: You! Will! Be! Assimilated!
I am Lancelot of Borg: Resistance is feudal.
I am LAPD of Borg: You will be beaten into assimilation!
I am Lennon of Borg: Imagine there’s no assimilation …
I am LeQuetus of Borg: You, Wolverine, are irrelevant and futile.
I am Lesbian of Borg: Men are irrelevant.
I am Letterman of Borg: Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
I am Letterman of Borg: Top Ten reasons you should be assimilated.
I am Liberace of Borg: I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here.
I am Limbaugh of Borg: You shall be wrong.
I am Lisa of Borg: Aren’t we all just irrelevant, anyway?
I am Locutus of Borg: Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg: This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg: Your hair will be assimilated.
I am Lore of Borg: You will be assimilated…brother.
I am Madonna of Borg: Gender is irrelevant. Resistance turns me on.
I am Maren Gilzer of Borg: RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE
I am Marvin of Borg: Guess what weapons we have. Go on, guess.
I am Microsoftus of Borg: Prepare to be slowed down.
I am Moderator of Borg: Prepare to be netmailed
I am Moderator of Borg: That thread is irrelevent.
I am Moderator of Borg: Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
I am Moe of Borg: Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, you numbskull!
I am Moe of Borg: Why you…I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!
I am Murphy of Borg: Anything that can be assimilated will be.
I am Neelix of Borg: Awful humor and bad comic relief are irrelevant.
I am neither human nor Borg: I am Hugh-Man!
I am Norm of Borg, and I want to assimilate that beer!
I am Number 6 of Borg: Why I resigned is irrelevant.
I am Number Five of Borg: Prepare to be disassembled!
I am Obi Wan of Borg: Killing me is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg: Resistance is futile
I am Pac-Man of Borg: You will be dot-similated.
I am Paulkeating of Borg: This is the assimilation we’ve had to have
I am Peg of Borg: Al, I need to be assimilated NOW!
I am Pentium of Borg: Division is futile. You will be approximated.
I am Pharaoh of Borg: Why is irrelevant.
I am Q of Borg: I’m bored…
I am Quark of Borg: Profit is irrele… is irr… No! I can’t say it.
I am Reagan of Borg: Prepare to be… uh, I don’t recall.
I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated .
I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility, Batman! We’re Assimilated!
I am Rubik of Borg: So, you like my ship design, huh?
I am Seinfeld of borg: Whats the deal with resistance?
I am Senile of Borg: Prepare to be… What was I talking about?
I am Shaggy of Borg: You shall be groovy.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Thou shalt be assimilated.
I am Sharon Stone of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant!
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: It was futile in my previous life, too.
I am Skywalker of Borg: So, Ben, what do I do now ?
I am Slappy of Borg: Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!
I am Smiley Face of Borg: Nice days are irrelevant.
I am Smorgas of Borg: Prepare to be stuffed.
I am Socrates of Borg: You shall be.
I am Spike Lee of Borg: If I can’t assimilate you, you’re a racist.
I am Spock of Borg: Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
I am Spock of Borg: Resistance is illogical.
I am Tarzan of Borg: You will be AAAEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOOOO!!!
I am Taz of Borg: RRRHHRRR UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!
I am Ted Turner of Borg: You will be colorized!
I am Troi of Borg: Do you want me to assimilate you?
I am Troi of Borg: How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg: Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Tuvok of Borg: I will read while assimilating you.
I am Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
I am Vader of Borg: Your assimlation lies with me, Luke!
I am VR of Borg: You will be simulated!


I am Wakko of Borg: You will be… WOW, look at all that food!
I am Wayne of Borg: You will be assimilated. NOT!
I am Wesley of Borg: Can I assimilate the ship please?
I am Wesley of Borg: Even THEY don’t like me!
I am Windows of Borg: Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile!
I am Windows of Borg: Your patience will be assimilated!
I am Yakko of Borg: Today’s moral is:It’s good to be assimilated!
I am Zimmerman of Borg: Turn me off after assimilation
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
I’m Luke Skywalker of Borg: I think I’m in the wrong universe.
I’m Sigmund Freud of Borg: You were Assimilated as a child !!
I’m Slappy of Borg: En-uff with the assimilatin’ already!
Letterman of Borg: Paul, some assimilation music, please.
Oprah of Borg: Losing weight is irrelevant.
Oprah of Borg: Why did you assimilate your husband?
Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all, we’re all just Borgs in the wall
Pink Floyd of Borg: We don’t need no assimilation!
Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated.


Ähm, ich versuch grad zu ergoogeln, wie den eigentlich der Originalspruch hieß. Leider find ich (neben diesem Thread) nur mehr oder weniger humorige Abänderungen davon… Kann mir da zufällig einer ziemlich schnell weiterhelfen? :rolleyes:


"We are Borg. Resistance is futile!" Das war der Standardspruch. In "Best of both worlds" hat dann der assimilierte Picard zu Riker gemeint: "I am Locutus, of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service...US"

Hm, also auf deutsch kenn ich ihn als “Wir sind die Borg. Sie werden assimiliert werden. Widerstand ist zwecklos. Verhandlung ist irrelevant.” So lautet der in voller Pracht und Länge (ich hab den mal hier angehängt ;)) - aber ich weiß es nicht auf englisch…

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